Don’t Let the Cat Out.
Realtors have many stories to tell about showing Homes… Here is one: I was showing my clients a two-story home, and as we walked back down the stairs we saw a cat run out the front door. I was mortified that I failed to close the front door and let the cat escape. Luckily, my clients were very understanding and spent 20 minutes helping me chase and capture the cat. Successful in our pursuit, we returned the cat to the house and went on our way. But the story doesn’t end there—the listing agent called me that night to find out if I knew anything about the strange cat the sellers found in their home when they returned from work.
Reasons not to Mess with Children.
A little girl was talking to her mean teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Very Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him. "
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