Life Hacks Part 1

 If you buy unnecessary things that are on sale, you're not saving money;

you're still spending it.

Clogged toilet but don't have a plunger?

Dump some hot water and salt in toilet. Leave it for 5 minutes. Problem solved.

Before buying something for your home, ask yourself these 2 questions:

1. Where will I store it?  2. How difficult will it be to clean?

You can make any leftover meal taste like it was just cooked by placing a cup of water into the microwave alongside the leftover when you reheat.

One of the best ways to get through to a human operator when talking to a chatbot is to say the words, "I want to cancel my plan/subscription, etc." Most chatbot programs are designed to have humans step in once these keywords are said.

If you can avoid it, don't live due West of your workplace. If you drive, the sun will be in your eyes during the morning AND evening commutes.

Dating tip: Pay attention to how your boy/girl friend treats their family. That's how they will eventually treat you!

Get in the habit of thinking a month is 4.345 weeks long. Most people use 4 weeks when making monthly cost calculations.

Signs I read in Arizona

Before we work on artificial intelligence, 

Why don't we do something about Natural stupidity?

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Free Taco's, yesterday.

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Spring is here. I'm so excited, I wet my Plants!

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Just sold my homing pigeon on Ebay for the 22nd time!

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The inventor of auto-correct died.

The funnel will be held tomato.

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Sign at a flooring store: Husbands buying floor tile, must have a note from their wife.

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Beautiful Hike in Arizona

 

Life is weird

 

The Bank says I can't afford a $1000 mortgage, 

so I pay $1400 a month in rent, instead.

What Dogs teach us

 

There’s one thing that dogs do than anyone on the Planet.

They celebrate absolutely everything.

If you grab your keys, celebration.

Open the fridge, celebration.

Walk back into the room after being gone for 20 seconds, huge celebration.

They don’t wait for birthdays, or big news or vacations.

Dogs treat every day life like it’s worth getting excited about.

They wake up excited to be here.

They sniff the air like it’s a miracle.

They chase a ball like they’re in the Olympics.

They roll in the grass like it’s a 5 star spa.

It’s impossible not to smile when you’re around that kind of joy.

And honestly, I think it’s one of the greatest gifts they give us.

Thet remind us that life doesn’t have to be perfect, to be wonderful.

So, if you have a dog right now, enjoy the confetti that they throw up in the air over the tiniest moments.

That, I believe, is their way of teaching us to wake up and notice the good stuff.

How .to deal with people, words of wisdom from a 90 year old.

 Accept people for who they are.

But place them where they belong.

You are the CEO of your life.

Hire, fire & promote accordingly.

But this golf ball was very expensive!