Saturday, January 3, 2026

Selling Our Home Poem

 

My wife wants to sell, she said, “let’s get the house ready.”

Interest rates are good and the market’s holding steady.

We’ll start cleaning the house and painting the walls.

Clean the basement and vacuum the halls.

 

Wash the windows, fix the fence.

My wife is stressed and it’s getting tense.

The kids are helping by cleaning their room.

It’s been  over a week, I hope they’re done soon!

 

My kids are fighting; my wife is yelling.

The neighbors at the door, wondering why we are selling.

I rushed to the fridge to get me a beer.

Never too late for some Holiday cheer.

 

My wife has a list of things to be done.

I looked at the list, and none of them looked fun.

Shampoo the carpet, polish the floors.

Fix the crack in the ceiling and paint all the doors.

 

Our homes been for sale for over a week.

You’d think some buyers, would take a peek.

But no buyers are coming, the market seems slow.

Even though the price, seems really low. 

 

I know the buyers will soon come around,

Because my wife buried St Joseph, upside down in the ground.

Our home finally sold, it’s Pending they say.

Our closing is set for after New Years Day

 

This Home has provided so much love & laughter.

Now it’s time to move on and start a new chapter.

Thinking of Selling? Call Cathy, because she’s very nice.

And she’ll sell your home for the best possible price!