Top 10 States people are moving to for 2024:
1. Arkansas Up 30%
2. Rhode Island Up 30%
3. D.C. Up 26%
4. Idaho Up 26%
5. North Carolina Up 26%
6. Tennessee Up 24%
7. Maine Up 20%
8. Connecticut Up 16%
9. Washington Up 16%
10. Alabama Up 14%
Top 5 States people are Leaving:
1. Louisiana Down 26%
2. California Down 20%
3. South Dakota Down 14%
4. Illinois Down 14%
5. New York Down 12%
30. Indiana Down 2%
My wife wants to
sell, she said, “let’s get the house ready.”
Interest rates are
good and the market’s holding steady.
We’ll start
cleaning the house and painting the walls.
Clean the basement
and vacuum the halls.
Wash the windows, fix the fence.
My wife is stressed and it’s getting tense.
The kids are helping by cleaning their
room.
It’s been over a week, I hope they’re done soon!
My
kids are fighting; my wife is yelling.
The neighbors
at the door, wondering why we are selling.
I
rushed to the fridge to get me a beer.
Never
too late for some Holiday cheer.
My
wife has a list of things to be done.
I
looked at the list, and none of them looked fun.
Shampoo
the carpet, polish the floors.
Fix
the crack in the ceiling and paint all the doors.
Our homes been for
sale for over a week.
You’d think some
buyers, would take a peek.
But no buyers are
coming, the market seems slow.
Even though the
price, seems really low.
I
know the buyers will soon come around,
Because
my wife buried St Joseph, upside down in the ground.
Our
home finally sold, it’s Pending they say.
Our
closing is set for after New Years Day
This
Home has provided so much love & laughter.
Now
it’s time to move on and start a new chapter.
Thinking
of Selling? Call Cathy, because she’s very nice.
And she’ll sell
your home for the best possible price!
